Dame Definitions

This month being Milfmonth is a great time for MILFVixen.com to clear up a common misconception when defining a milf…Your general average (dare I say boring) 30 something woman even if she is hot is not necessarily a milf…to get that extra title of milf requires some extra drives and priorities

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Lani Lane demonstrates that above all else…even age, hotness, sluttiness and core sexuality…to truly be a milf the total key is cock appreciation.  A milf craves cock constantly and with the same fervor as a man in the desert craves water.

Winter Skye Gets Back at her Cheating Hubby


Billy and I were driving Max back from Band Camp. Yes that tool goes to Band Camp. Anyways we pulled along side a car and heard a couple in heated argument. The wife was screaming at her husband saying all sorts of shit. The husband kept on saying, she is just a friend. We all know that’s never the case. Billy decided to jump out of the car to ask the wife if she wanted a little pay back. The wife basically told us to fuck off while the husband yelled at us to shut down that fucking camera. After a few more minutes of getting bitched at, Billy finally spoke up and said he was a pornstar and wanted to fuck his hot wife. The wife, Winter Skye, said oh hell yeah, while the husband said fuck no. Winter didn’t care, she jumped out of her car and into ours. We sped off with the husband hot on our trail. Once we made it back to the studio, we hustled Winter inside, tried to lock out the husband but he came barreling in. That’s when he saw his wife, on her knees, sucking off Billy’s huge cock. DOWNLOAD the full movie to see the priceless reaction of her cheating husband ONLY at PleaseBangMyWife.com

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Boobs R Us

Of all the milfs in all the world, super-hot slut Holly Halston has to have one of the best pairs of tits around. Two perfect mounds of mammarific pleasure that would look even more perfect with a big cock pumping in between them.

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As part of MILF month we’re proud to honor the best boobs in the biz and highly recommend you cum visit MILFVixen.com for a treat-filled taste of what lies behind those yellow bikini briefs

Victorious Vixen Vicky Vette

So since it’s offically now Milfmonth; MILFVixen.com will take turns introducing some of their hottest models.  First off Milf super-slut supremo Vicky Vette…guys joke about chicks who can suck golfballs thru a garden hose…Vicy can suck a bowling ball thru a straw….

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Here we see that her pussy control is as good as her oral skills while she shows the all out slutty stylez that make her the obvious choice to be the first Milf honored here as we kick off the milf festivities.  Don’t forget if you have a hot milf on your street this is the month to present her with flowers…no of course her husband won’t mind.

It’s MilfMonth

Welcome to August…Dictionary.com defines August as 1. inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme dignity or grandeur; majestic: an august performance…2. venerable; eminent: an august personage.  Other than being definitions for August do you know what else they have in common ?

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Look at some MILFVixen.com chicks…go ahead, click the link, I will wait……ok back ?  Now compare these words above to the pics and vids you just looked at.  Each word that defines August is also a synonym or adjective for a milf.  Soooo as King of the Kingdom in my own head I am hereby declaring August to be MilfMonth.

PMS = Phenomena Milf Syndrome

It seems that every phenomena comes with a syndrome as a consequence, and milf’s are a phenomenon unto themselves

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Well MILFVixen.com has realized that the abundance of milfs combined with nursery rhymes read to us when young about naughty lads has led to what I call the Jack Horner pie syndrome.

MILF Victoria Valentino Shags Me


I was out cruising with a friend when we drove by a gorgeous dark haired MILF who looked a bit stressed. We decided to try and put a smile on her face, being that gentlemen that we are. LOL! We pulled up along side her car, asked her if everything was ok. It turns out Victoria Valentino was super pissed at her husband. They had a lunch date and he blew her off AGAIN. What a dumbass! Would she mind having lunch with 2 male pornstars instead? She smiled at me, said oh hells yeah and off we cruised, skipping lunch and getting down to the pussy pounding action ONLY at MilfsInHeat.com bitches!!

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What a Woman Wants

One of the strangest elections in America’s history looms ever closer and the priorities have never been clearer yet more of a mixed bag…same as the priorities of most milfs…they want their sexual liberties and their right-wing husband’s to rake in the dough for their toys.

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MILFVixen.com salutes Patrick Jake O’Rourke (PJ) he’s an American political satirist, journalist, and writer who while also a gonzo right/left wing kinda guy also understands what a milf wants as illustrated by his famous quote “There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible.”

Milf Memories

In a couple weeks it will be the birthday of one of the hottest milfs to ever grace this planet and gave men a new appreciation for tight sweaters before most of us were born.  The Irreplaceable Mae West…

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Milfvixen.com reminds us of her most popular quote for any milf to live by which is as true today as it was 60 years ago…””When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.”

MILF or Manatee

Exclusive women’s exercise clubs that attract 30-something sluts like the ones at MILFVixen.com have been gaining popularity over the last few years.

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For the truly slutty milf’s who go to these places, they need to add a well-hung guy like this one, so the milfs can do those squat-thrusts with extra incentive.